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FIDO Updates [WARRANTS]
« on: November 04, 2017, 09:15:47 PM »
FIDO updating electronic warrant cards for this vicinity… MISCLICK

DEAD OR ALIVE
Issued By: Wu Wing-Alchemex Ltd, Colonial Administration (Misclick)


Target ID: Unknown
Known Aliases: El Durito
Target Profile: Bandit chief
Criminal Record: Assault with a deadly weapon, theft, trespass, destruction of company property, extortion.
Warrant Designation: apprehend Dead or Alive.
Reward: 20,000 Cr.
Warrant Status: Open
LVS: Misclick - Southern Region, Scout Station 41
Notes: A gekh engaging in banditry in the badlands near Scout Station 41, most likely due to exposure to inappropriate media content. Know to have recruited a number of other gekh to his gang. Known to be armed with S/D agency technology, exact inventory unknown: Proceed with caution.
ADDENDUM [Dir. Burnside]: This stinking sneckhead has ended two Dogs last year that tried to bring him in: Three-Eyed Mike and Flathead Frank. Screw them, but it's bad for business - it impunes our collective honour. Make a handbag out of him and get their stuff back... especially if they had anything they weren't supposed to have!


APPREHEND AND RETURN
Issued By: Django Flatts Private Correctional Facility and Salt Mine (Misclick)


Target: Rojo Demono
Known Aliases: N/A
Target Profile: Escaped Prisoner, violent sociopath (Gekh)
Criminal Record: Murder (multiple), attempted murder, resisting arrest
Warrant Designation: Apprehend and Return
Reward: 10,000 Cr.
Warrant Status: Open
LVS: Misclick - Southern Region, Sulu’s Folly
Notes: A gekh of the larger, northern crested sub-species with extreme violent tendencies. Thought to have been in close contact with a human of high psychopathy index, most likely Dustman or mutant, leading to deeply imprinted sociopathic behaviour patterns against all humans. Approach with caution.


TERMINATION
Issued By: Akira Eastwood


Target ID: GL1NT [General Lawman 01 Non-Task Specific]
Target Profile: Malfunctioning Combat Mechanoid, property of Eastwood family.
Record: N/A [Non-Sapient Android]
Warrant Designation: Termination
Reward: 15,000 Cr.
Warrant Status: Open
LVS: Misclick, Southern Region, Section 41.
Notes: Robot, property and liability of the Eastwood family. GL1NT was purchased and deployed as an automated lawman. Due to damage received it appears to suffer from a perennial error in judgement in that everyone it encounters is judged to be a dangerous felon in need of extermination.


APPREHEND & RETURN
Issued by: Wu Wing-Alchemex Ltd, Colonial Administration (Misclick)


Target ID: Sandy Kurosawa
Known Aliases: The Old Man, the Dustman
Target Profile: Squatter, Scavenger
Record: Robbery, Theft of company property, vandalism, illegal immigration, illegal consumption of company resources
Warrant Designation: Apprehend & Return
Reward: 5,000 Cr.
Warrant Status: Open
LVS: Misclick, Southern Desert, Section 41
Notes: One of a number of off-world immigrants, originally invited as contracted prospectors and scouts, now illegally occupying colonial corporate property. Known organ-trader.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2017, 09:24:08 PM by The Dan »
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Re: FIDO Updates [WARRANTS]
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2018, 02:16:31 PM »
FIDO UPDATING.... ADDITIONAL LOCAL WARRANTS DETECTED.


APPREHEND & RETURN

Issued By: Trump-Kardashian Entertainment
Target ID: Eva Blarne
Known Aliases: Eve O’Destruction, Blammo Blarney
Target Profile: Ireland’s Foremost Synthpopunk Star
Criminal Record: Breach of Contract
Warrant Designation: Apprehend & Return
Reward: 32,000 Credits
Warrant Status: Open [Subject to Issuer Approval]
LVS: Starliner Michael Bay, Colonial Sector C
Notes: Pursuit of this warrant is subject to issuer approval. The target must be returned UNHARMED to the nearest Trump-Kardashian facility of Platinum Hospitality Level of higher. The target was last seen heading into Colonial Sector C aboard the decommissioned starliner Michael Bay, in the company of her personal physician and robot bodyguards.


APPREHEND DEAD OR ALIVE

Issued By: McBain Mechanicals
Target ID: 0PT1MU5 CR1M3
Known Aliases: B9, AK47, Hannibal Steele.
Target Profile: Simulated Sociopath
Criminal Record: Murder [Multiple Counts]
Warrant Designation: Apprehend Dead or Alive
Reward: 100,000 Credits.
Warrant Status: Open
LVS: Port Luther, Fisk City, Planet Marbellas
Notes: Robot designed to simulate criminal psychology, to assist GCA in the apprehension of criminals. Escaped or stolen. Would be wanted on multiple counts of murder if it was a person. Legal status unclear due to intervention by lawyers. Apprehend at all costs. If destroyed, they want the bits back.


APPREHEND & RETURN

Issued By: Colonial Medicinal Liquors Inc.
Target ID: Unknown
Known Aliases: The Rum King, Mister Molasses, Bootleg Bill.
Target Profile: Smuggler Kingpin
Criminal Record: Theft, Smuggling, illegal distribution of alcohol
Warrant Designation: Apprehend & Return Alive
Reward: 25,000 Cr. + a lifetime’s supply of Macmac.
Warrant Status: Open
LVS: Eldorado Mega-Distillery, Port Tequila, Skybo Tsong [Shankle]
Notes: Colonial Medicinal Liquors Inc. supply alcohol to planets and space stations throughout colonial quadrant C. Smuggling of alcohol off-world is rife.


APPREHEND & RETURN

Issued By: Krisp Cryoland Ltd. (Krampus Krisp, Managing Director)
Target ID: Unknown
Known Aliases: Isolde Krisp
Target Profile: Alleged Fraudster
Criminal Record: Identity Theft, Fraud
Warrant Designation: Apprehend & Return Alive
Reward: 20,000 Credits.
Warrant Status: Open
LVS: Niflheim Cryogenic Storage Vessel and Frozen Food Emporium 
Notes: A currently unidentified fraudster masquerading as the late Isolde Krisp of the Krisp Cryoland Inc. Attempts to access the deceased’s accounts and personal files have been traced to the vessel Niflheim. The perpetrator’s identity is unknown: Identify and apprehend.


APPREHEND & RETURN

Issued By: Vengeance Interplanetary
Target ID: Arlene Machiavelli
Known Aliases: Amazon Arley, Arlene Awful, Macho Morgan, Morgaine Santiago
Target Profile: Moll-tuned-mafioso. Human of Mixed Earth/Lunar heritage.
Criminal Record: Living off Immoral Earning, Tax Evasion, Accessory to Extortion, Racketeering
Warrant Designation: Apprehend & Return
Reward: 42,000 Credits
Warrant Status: Open [Civil Warrant]
LVS: Club Mystique, Fisk City, Planet Marbellas
Notes: Ex-Wife of mob boss Big Jimmy Awful. Widow of notorious mob boss Edgar Machiavelli. Widow of notorious mob boss Cameron Santiago. Current resident of Fisk City, planet Marbellas. 
« Last Edit: February 04, 2018, 06:21:41 PM by The Dan »
Dan: A title of honor for respected men, equivalent to Master or Sir. Any of 12 levels of proficiency at the grade of black belt in martial arts such as judo and karate. An expert or expert level in shogi and other such games. He that judges.