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Re: Monday session?
« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2011, 12:21:46 PM »
I don't know, start the way everyone else starts.  Get a job in a workshop, work your way up through the ranks and save your pennies...
I don't think this system has rules for prostitution.  Maybe an... opposed grapple check?
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Re: Monday session?
« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2011, 12:22:57 PM »
Lets just hope for Sullis' sake it's not a charm roll!  ;D
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Re: Monday session?
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2011, 01:52:26 PM »
I can't believe that it took so long, with a title like Monday Session? - eventually someone was going to change the topic to sex!! - you poor frustrated office workers -
I don't know, start the way everyone else starts.  Get a job in a workshop, work your way up through the ranks and save your pennies...
I don't think this system has rules for prostitution.  Maybe an... opposed grapple check?
And I think it would be an UN-opposed grapple check - opposed; well that just wouldn't be legal, would it?
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Re: Monday session?
« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2011, 04:16:19 PM »
Of course its legal lol its called surprise sex haha
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Re: Monday session?
« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2011, 07:46:37 PM »
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Your honour, I wish it to be known to the court that the defendant clearly yelled 'SURPRISE' a full 3 seconds before he was within reach of his victim.

Dude, even Phoenix Wright wouldn't touch that one.
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Re: Monday session?
« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2011, 10:01:49 PM »
Haha I bet he would ... plus its not your fault they didnt say 'yes' although they didnt say 'no' or 'get off' either lol

however im thinkin this convo has taken a turn for the worst haha
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Re: Monday session?
« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2011, 08:49:12 AM »
I think the point we've made is that Sullis can't make a living from having surprise sex with people.

Now - how to rescue the conversation?.... So we're not letting Jakab level up anymore yes?
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Re: Monday session?
« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2011, 10:11:15 AM »
Hmm I think I prefered the previous topic of converstation  :)
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Re: Monday session?
« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2011, 12:06:26 PM »
Now I'm not sure how 2nd ed does it (I've a feeling it may be a similar system), but if we can convince Iyther to start enchanting equipment and items for us, she'll never level again since magic item creation has an xp cost.  We just need some stuff that's of sufficient quality to hold an enchantment.
That way we end up either becoming filthy rich or we gain enough power to rival the very gods themselves.  Unless we find something that breaks or melts our equipment again.
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Re: Monday session?
« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2011, 12:09:54 PM »
That way we end up either becoming filthy rich or we gain enough power to rival the very gods themselves.  Unless we find something that breaks or melts our equipment again.

What's that Claire? A labyrinth full of rust monsters you say? Curses!
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Re: Monday session?
« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2011, 12:40:01 PM »
Rust monsters, gelatinous cubes, oozes and black puddings... there's got to be a few beasts that specialise in sundering weapons, too.
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