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STRONTIUM DOGS / Re: Soundtrack and Trailers
« on: June 10, 2018, 07:45:15 PM »

This Is The End, The Doors.

Radiation Song, The Aqquabats

STRONTIUM DOGS / Re: Soundtrack and Trailers
« on: May 21, 2018, 07:53:20 PM »
Hellhound on my Trail, Robert Johnson

I Want a Butter & Eggs Man, Bobby Hackett

STRONTIUM DOGS / Re: Soundtrack and Trailers
« on: May 21, 2018, 07:49:31 PM »
Entroparty tracks!

Super-massive Black Hole, Muse
Anarchy in the UK, the Sex Pistols
Midnight Flight, the Yeti

"The Harlequin"
Masked Master of Murderous Masquerades

STRONTIUM DOGS / Re: Propaganda and Other Images
« on: May 20, 2018, 08:31:46 PM »
Hi Fat's robot guards: ROBOBOVOS

STRONTIUM DOGS / Re: Propaganda and Other Images
« on: May 20, 2018, 08:30:25 PM »
Fearsome Hellhound Warbots
Crimson, Canine, and of otherwise Unknown Design
(like this, but more dog-like)

Harlequin's Hellhound(TM) Warbots

Fly Eyes Wagner [Deceased???]
Traitorous former Stront. Justly executed by Jonny Alpha.

Fly's-Eye's Wagner was a bounty hunter who killed his partner, Lips Rainsmith and went rogue, so Johnny Alpha, Wulf Sternhammer and the Gronk were sent to hunt him down and terminate him. They tracked him down to his home town, Sharpsville, where he was attempting to kill his father, whom he blamed for his mutation.

Fly's-Eyes escaped through a dimension warp, and his three pursuers jumped after him. They all ended up in a dimension strongly resembling Hell. Johnny shot Fly's-Eyes, but (like anything that died in that dimension) he immediately came back to life again. When the group obtained a ticket out of the Hell-world Johnny used it to send Fly's-Eyes back to Earth, to the office of the Galactic Crime Commission. His last recorded words were, "Kill me — I don't care! I'd rather be dead than where Johnny Alpha is now!" (To which the commissioners' response was presumably, "Okay.")

Col. Esterrol
Hi Fat's major domo and security chief....

Doc Morty McBrune
Mad Scientist, Wacked-out Cybersurgeon
Self-proclaimed pan-dimensional time traveller

Weird Boy
Doc Morty's nephew (or grandson?)
Definitely strange.
Definitely has a barcode on his arm that says "faulty"

The High Rollers

Perda Vlasnik. 'Protein-Baron' of planet Fecundus V, petty despot and exporter of both vegetable and insect protein, filling colonist and soldier provision bars across the galaxy.

Midas Mezcal. Transhuman, part-floral gangster. One of the original Shankle's colonists, genetically engineered to survive via photosynthesis. Nowadays know as the Rum King.

Hi-Fat. Intergalactic butter merchant, gigacorporate executive and supplier of dairy products for the armies of the GCA.

Lady Hel. An eccentric, aesthete claiming to be the actual goddess of the underworld from Norse myth, daughter of Loki. A very new arrival on the galactic stage, she has allegedly gathered a horde of cryogenically frozen mercenaries to serve her whims.

Vordak the Annihilator, Flayer of Souls. An insane alien criminal of the telekine species, who utilises mental powers. A torturer for hire, it is rumoured.

"Mister Sparkles" Obscure alien made from living diamond, trader in conflict gemstones are other booty looted from a hundred wars. 

STRONTIUM DOGS / Re: The Bounty Hunters Guide to the Galaxy
« on: April 07, 2018, 04:45:05 PM »
The Dark Nebula

Secretive home of the legendary 'Sorcerers of Lyra', the Dark Nebula is officially off-limits to all space traffic. This ban is enforced not by the Galactic Authorities or even the Sorcerers of Lyra themselves - it is a product of fear, superstition and the rumours of strange spatial and temporal anomalies that afflict Lyran space.
Whole parsecs no longer occupy normal space: Spells have caused the nature of space/time to completely collapse, leading to a merging of several dimensions into a single, chaotic region where no laws of conventional physics are possible and the powers or creation are unfettered. This area of space is known as the Entropy Collision.

On the fringes of the Dark Nebula, close to where Lyra borders with the rest of the galaxy, are the Tomb Libraries – whole worlds given over to the storage of the sorcerers’ grimoires and codices. Protected by a vast array of spells, these worlds support continent-sized libraries where entire orders of sorcerers spend their life researching and developing spells that are put to use by all practicing sorcerers in the Dark Nebula.

Beyond the Tomb Libraries lays a deeper blackness, the Womb of Night. A black hole spiralled by shattered planets and captured comets, by the wrecks of broken cathedral ships and gothic spires of orbital spell-stations. Space debris from across the nebula is thrown towards the Womb's event horizon, sacrifices to the infinite destructive power.

Some rumours say it is a gateway to other dimensions, to ruptured timelines and parrallel worlds that should never have existed. Only one things for sure - no one comes back.

Tequila City Rent-a-Cops

Corporate security forces in Tequila City focus on keeping the city-continent's supply of booze flowing for their corporate masters - with a healthy dose of corruption on the side. Nevertheless, there are a few good eggs... are these two some of them?

Detective Shandy Michelada and Copbot DN-0

STRONTIUM DOGS / Game Cancelled - 20/03/18
« on: March 20, 2018, 09:23:00 AM »
Sadly no game tonight for our Strontium Dogs...  :(
Work in the way for both myself and Alex.

See you next week.

Funkmaster Flash and the Furious Five!

Enforcers for the mysterious Madame Lambrusco
Consumers of 90% of the galaxy's neon cargo pants)

Funkmaster Flash
Retro-futuristic laser aficionado
Leader of the Furious Five

Jack the Rapper [Deceased]
Duellist, Gentleman Gangsta

Stoop Droogie
Bio-engineered martial artist
Loves a bit o' the old ultraviolence.
Armed with a katana and gun called "Mister Funkytime"

MC Pounder
Neon bodybuilder
Expert in the Wolrog Combat-Theramin
Actually a rather posh young man with a degree in musical theatre

GG Gangstalicious
Professional Gladiator
Sweet transexual from Transylvania


Doctor Draino
Insane drug lord and occultist

STRONTIUM DOGS / Re: Propaganda and Other Images
« on: March 04, 2018, 08:42:14 PM »
The arsenal of the Furious Five!

Piggins' "Ticking Stick"
A baconian heavy blaster

Jack the Rapper's Antique Duelling Lasers
Gaudy and entirely impractical

Stoop Droogie's Gun - AKA "Mister Funkytime"
Smart revolver, with a smart mouth

Funkmaster Flash's Old Skool Laser Pistols
Set phasers to Maximum Funk

MC Pounder's Flaming Wolrog War-Theramin

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